Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday Mancandy: Football Edition!

So last week's Monday Mancandy honor went to the man you want your man to smell like, also known the Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa.  Today, we have a special sports edition of Monday Mancandy - May 2nd is the birthday of a piece of mancandy known to some as Posh Spice's husband, but to the rest of us as David Beckham.
Why He's Hawt: Well, just look at him. He's athletic as hell, a two-time winner of the FIFA Player of the Year, and looks like thirty-one flavors of sexy in a suit. Also looks good with very little clothing on. Maintains a six-pack you could bounce a quarter off of.

Bonus Hawt Points: Has done a ton of charity work since back in his days with Manchester United, donates a lot of money to groups that work with ill children, and personally shows up to teach disadvantaged kids how to play soccer.

Downsides: I have a strong dislike of Victoria Beckham, but could overlook that... except he supposedly cheats on her on a regular basis. Badly done, Becks. Also, he sounds a bit like Mickey Mouse when he speaks.

Total Mancandy Percentage: 91%

* The Total Mancandy Percentage of selected subjects is chosen by a highly scientific formula, as follows:

   (Why He's Hawt) + (Bonus Hawt Points) 
- (Downsides) 
÷(Would I Kick Him Out of Bed if He Talked)
 =Mancandy Quotient

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